“Well, right now I am in trouble from eating the bleach under the sink because sometimes I do that because it feels exciting to me. Also I have a spot on my bottom that I chew on too much and now it won’t grow hair and I now have to wear this cone to keep me from chewing on my bottom too much. I know it is bad because it can get infected and also because it keeps me from sitting for long periods so I can’t hold down a job, but still I like to do it. Also my problem is that my brain is very small inside my head so I have problems with number one: reading, number two: standing still, and number eight: numbers. On top of that, my skull bones are really skinny so I get scared a lot that they will be crushed by something falling on me, like a book or a jet. In that way the cone is good because it makes me feel protected, but bad because it stops me from chewing on my bottom which I really like to do. So… I guess those are my biggest weaknesses in a professional setting. Oh, and I’m too organized. Next question?”

“Well, right now I am in trouble from eating the bleach under the sink because sometimes I do that because it feels exciting to me. Also I have a spot on my bottom that I chew on too much and now it won’t grow hair and I now have to wear this cone to keep me from chewing on my bottom too much. I know it is bad because it can get infected and also because it keeps me from sitting for long periods so I can’t hold down a job, but still I like to do it.

Also my problem is that my brain is very small inside my head so I have problems with number one: reading, number two: standing still, and number eight: numbers. On top of that, my skull bones are really skinny so I get scared a lot that they will be crushed by something falling on me, like a book or a jet. In that way the cone is good because it makes me feel protected, but bad because it stops me from chewing on my bottom which I really like to do.

So… I guess those are my biggest weaknesses in a professional setting. Oh, and I’m too organized. Next question?”